Posted on June 16th, 2008 at 9:52 am by chicagolo
- Me and my friend Anoif made this Song- it is the best song ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- we do not own the song umbrella,This is a parody
- Sing to the tune of “Umbrella”
- ☀☀☀☀☀☀☀☀☀☀☀☀☀☀☀☀☀☀
- Jay-Z: Ahuh Ahuh (Typhoid Fever)
- Ahuh Ahuh (Food gone bad)
- Ahuh Ahuh (Diarrhea,Fever,Vomiting)
- Ahuh Ahuh
- Peter Pan Peanut butter
- Microbiology
- A Gram-Negative Bacterium (Eh eh)
- Come’n down with Salmonellosis
- The Growth of the Microbes
- In Healthy Bowels(Eh eh)
- 16.3% of all the Chickens are
- Contaminated in 2005
- You know Salmonella
- Unless you have An anticipation for reverse constapation
- Effectively sanatize your food (Eh eh)
- Contrary to popular belief refrigeraition don’t work
- Salmonellaosis
- [VERSE 1]
- June 2006
- Cadbury chocolate Co.
- Withdrew Contaminated
- Products from the market
- The Problems has been traced
- To a leak in a pipe
- at a plant in herefordshire
- So you better be prepared
- Because
- [CHORUS]
- The Symptoms are Usually gastrointestinal
- Including-Nausea vomitingAbdominal
- cramps and bloody Diarreah
- Rose spotsFatigue and headaches
- Now it is more important then ever
- Don’t touch Fecal Matter
- Or you will get salmonella
- Yeah, you’ll get Salmonella(Ella ella eh eh eh)
- you’ll get salmonella(ella ella eh eh eh)
- you’ll get salmonella(ella ella eh eh eh)
- you’ll get salmonella(ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)
- [VERSE 2]
- February 2007
- The U.s FDA
- Warned consumers not to eat certain
- jars of Peter Pan Peanut butter
- Due to risk of
- Contamination with
- Salmonella tennessee
- So you better watch out!
- Because …
- [CHORUS]The Symptoms are Usually gastrointestinal
- Including-Nausea vomiting Abdominal-
- cramps and bloody Diarreah
- Rose spots Fatigue and headaches
- Now it is more important then ever
- Don’t touch Fecal Matter
- Or you will get salmonella
- Yeah, you’ll get Salmonella(Ella ella eh eh eh)
- you’ll get salmonella(ella ella eh eh eh)
- you’ll get salmonella(ella ella eh eh eh)
- you’ll get salmonella(ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)
- in certain cases
- Diarreah may become
- Severe
- You’ll become dangerously
- dehydrated
- and will receive fluids So,
- Don’t lick turtles
- Because …
- [CHORUS]
- The Symptoms are Usually gastrointestinal
- Including-Nausea vomiting -Abdominal
- cramps and bloody Diarreah
- Rose spots,Fatigue and headaches
- Now it is more important then ever
- Don’t touch Fecal Matter
- Or you will get salmonella
- Yeah, you’ll get Salmonella(Ella ella eh eh eh)
- you’ll get salmonella(ella ella eh eh eh)
- you’ll get salmonella(ella ella eh eh eh)
- you’ll get salmonella(ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)
- And rarely(rarely)
- The infection will spread
- to your blood stream
- it can cause death
- Unless your treated (treated)
- With antibiotics
- you may experience Arthritis
- which can have
- Long lasting disabilment(disabilment)
- ☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼
- © Copyright Louise Upchurch and Fiona Bradley
Link Here | June 16, 2008,
oh yea best song ever!!
Comment by Owlgoddess
Link Here | June 17, 2008,
athena sent me that in ah email. i luve it.
great song! yay. u and fi rock!
-risa CULLEN ?
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