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• Oh hooray! New Moon was scraping the bottom but, it got a lot better!! Now that Jacob is around Bella seems nice and..it’s just better. Which is so nice as Zombie-Bella was killing me slowly. I am going to stop reviewing it chapter by chapter, A. because I can’t be on the computer that much and B. Because it’s annoying to have to stop after each chapter and write it down. But, um. The whole hearing-Edwards-voice-in-her-head thing is really creepy!  I kinda wish that Twilight was only a romance on the surface and a super creepy horror story underneath!! It has all the basics there….Okay, I am kinda creeping my self out now with my imaginings. Oh deary me. Bella wants to go cliff-diving. I’m sure that will work out just fine. especially with the whole hearing-voices thing. But, I really like Jacob! He is so nice and normal! I almost like them better as a couple then Edward and her. They just seem so.. comfortable together and happy.  Of course, he hasn’t turned into a werewolf yet…… -_-” *sigh*

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• Okay. Bella DID become undead. But, instead of becoming a vampire like she wanted, she became a zombie. Too bad, so sad. 
• Okay, so we went from Good Bella to Normal Bella to Not-even-cardboard Bella  >_< Woah! I wrote that Zombie thing before I got to the zombie movie part!  Maybe MY vampire power should be guessing the plot! OHMYGOD! Bella is hearing voices. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! I AM SCARED!!!Um I am really glad that this is fiction. If  real love was like this, I think I would just stick to being single.

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• Wow! More interesting Bella! I’m liking it! Well. Um. OF COURSE MIKE WOULD GIVE YOU A SIDEWAYS GLANCE WHEN YOU SAY HOW MUCH YOU HATE YOUR BIRTHDAY. I would give you a funny look too!  Wait. I thought Charlie gave her a digital camera.. It has film? WHEN WAS THIS BOOK PUBLISHED?!?!?! Lets see…. 2006… O.K  if it was late 90’s, early 2000’s I would understand but.. Cheap much Charlie?? uh-oh.. she’s switching back to her old, cardboard self.. 
• Oh no. They are going for a walk in the woods. Oh Bella! Stop! You should listen to your spider-sense!
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• Oh my.. Edward is being rather deliciously evil isn’t he? If only he could make his eyes be cruel as well.. Ah, well. I will give him snaps for trying. Aaaaa! Stupid Bella! Why did you try to follow him?? He has demonstrated numerous times that he is insanely fast. Ok.. she’s in shock.. Gyaa! Who is this guy! Oh no! he’s a werewolf isn’t he!!?! Oh, Edward.. Why did you put her in the woods? Don’t you know that there are scarier things then vampires out there? Like…Creepy baby - thieving wolves?!??!!?!?!?!!!!!?!? Holy desu! Just how long WAS she in the woods!?!?!!!6 hours+??!??!?!?! Ohmygod! \\O_O//
• I’m stopping the angst thing.. AS THIS WAS THE ULTIMATE DISPLAY OF ANSGT EVER. Urgh! EDWARD WHY DID YOU GO!!?!?!??!!!! *Sigh* You might not be on my luffs list, but… THAT DOESN’T MEAN YOU CAN LEAVE!!!!!! TT_TT HOW COULD YOU DO THIS!?!?!!? AAAARGH!! I KNEW IT WAS COMING BUT IT’S STILL BAD!!!! 

• Yep. I was right. There was a lot of angsting in this chapter. As expected. 
• Okay, FYI Bella, Edwards face can’t get any whiter as he has no blood. Desu! Rosalie’s smug! But yay! I got a Carlisle scene!!! Awww. Carlisle.. So nicely good.. He is my second favorite Cullen.  I was surprised that Bella isn’t religious. I mean, SM is a mormon and Bella is a self-insert… Edward would be nice looking with green eyes….^_^ You know Topaz can be pink. t_t
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• Angst.. OMG! They said “hell”! and not in a Heaven/Hell context!!! This is blasphemous! (So wait.. she says “Holy Crow” instead of “Holy crap”.. but, can speak of the valley of the damned?)
• Yes, Edward! Bella can’t have it both ways! Tell her off! 
• `Ugh. Angst, angst,angst.
• Hey! Bella is acting normal! she’s likable! She has a personality! \\O_O// I wish she were like this more.. Bella’s vampire power should be guessing what happens next in the plot.
• Angst Level- 8 It was pretty much Edward but, Bella had more then I expected. She was just like “It is all MY fault” and Edward is all “No it’s all MY fault” I see they have moved on from the “YOUR beautiful” “No, YOUR beautiful” conversations that they had many,many times in Twilight.

First off. Thank you Myra for lending me New Moon! But, good-bye polite-ness! I am now a harsh critique!! 

•  Okay. Isabella’s G-ma sounds scary looking. I know she is old but…she sounds like a creepy clown! Also, the whole dream thing… meh. no one has prophecy dreams like that. It can have underlying themes…but that one was kinda shouting the meaning in our face.. OH! I am adding a “Angst Level” thing. Because when I was watching the movie there was a whole lotta angst.. anyways..  Um… nice Bells. Might want to try being nice to your dad. He got you a digital camera!!(Her moms present is really dumb though..) You can at least say thank you. She is so selfish it makes me sick. Especially because everyone says she is so selfless. Urg . Okay, moving on….
• Okay.. angst…Bella really needs to CHILL OUT about the one year older then Edward thing. Because, mentally, he is 108 years older. Which is actually kinda creepy. Well… a lamb is a baby sheep. Er… anyways…
• Oh! Bella is SO selfless!!! She gets mad at people who like her enough to spend money on her! That is SO out of line! I mean, who ever would THINK of giving their only child/ friend / “fate” a present on their 18th birthday?! People these days.. showing they care. What is with them? But. in addition to Renee’s present being bad, she made Charlie get the expensive one. Nice Renee.  Aw. Mean, blonde Lauren. If I were her I would dye my hair brown, as blondes seem to be the antagonists. Can you say… Stereo-type?
• Hmm… Edward is kinda.. I dunno.. But, it’s kinda like “My way or the highway!” If you get my drift.. just the way  that whenever she disagrees with him he’ll kiss her or breath on her (What the unyuu~?) and then she’ll forget about whatever they were talking about.. ¬_¬
• On a lighter note, the party sounds so pretty! I mean with the roses and pink candles…and the roses… (rose fetish!) *_*  Eee! Rosalie smiling sounds so cute! (well, you know.. Rosalie isn’t really cute per-say.. ) Even though in my head, the smile is condescending. Which I don’t mind if it comes from her, as she isn’t supposed to like bella, as she is *gasp* BLONDE! God forbid!
• Angst Level : 4 - It was mainly Bella angsting about how she doesn’t deserve Edward, but, then again, I have a feeling that, judging by the way the chapter ended, we will get a ton of Edward angst in the next chapter.
• Well, tata for now! (Yes, my reviews will be very Bella-hate filled, just a warning.)

Okay.. I really like New Moons cover, as the flower is very prettyfull.. The dropping petal reminds me of Shinku - I mean looks like blood. Yes. Blood, thats what I meant to say, er, write.  The green stem however… I don’t really know.. But, it’s so simple and black, white, red. Then BAMF! green.  Also, geeky comment but, the text isn’t as nice as Twilight’s. This is my third favorite cover in the series.

So, I just saw Twilight last night with Fiona.  I had no idea I was going as we both thought we were going on moday, but since I had an ortho appointment plans changed and blah,blah,blah and we ended up going to see Twilight.  Okay, so I will be talking about the ENTIRE MOVIE , so there will be spoilers (duh), also, me and Fi kinda poked fun at it in a light-hearted way the entire time so.. if you are like the author of the books which this movie was based upon and go neurotic when you hear negative feedback, don’t read this. So, ONWARD WITH THE NAY-SAYERY™!!!! 

•  Okay, in the beginning, when Bella was talking about how she was moving and stuff, I was really scared that we would have to hear her thought THE ENTIRE TIME and I had to have a mantra of “Well, lots of movies start with thinking a loud, but, then it stops!” which turned out to be 90% true. THANK HARUKO.  
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• OHEMGEE! Mike was perfecto! But. Um.. you might not want to read this next part.. Eric was sooo cuu-ute!! I am now Team Eric in addition to Volturi. He was so nicely geeky and stuff.. ^_^  Jessica was good….At least they made it slightly understandable that Bella didn’t like her. Also, what they did in the movie that I liked was that they acted like real teenagers.   (It was really creepy when Mike was at the window of that diner though.) Okay, Q. WHY DOES JACOB HAVE FANGS!? I mean, the “vampires” don’t have fangs…But the “shape-shifters” do? What the unyu? Well.. ONTO THE CULLENS! 
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• Edward - He was actually pretty good. Despite, not really liking his role.  He totally made me melt at parts. I’m glad they got rid of the copious amounts of corny lines that he said. I kinda wish he had been able to speak in his accent, I mean. HELLO! English accents are hot! and he wouldn’t of sounded constipated at times. At the biology scene when he said hello he sounded strange.. it was like “H’eeloo!” But, he was still good. He sounded normal..and I dunno..Real..
• Alice~ Eee! She was cute! But… she had way to much lipstick on…
• Jasper - HE LOOKED LIKE HE HAD A MOP ON HIS HEAD INSTEAD OF HAIR.
• Emmet - He was better looking in Stick It. But, funny all the same.
• Rosalie - SHE ROCKED! SHE WAS SO AWESOME!!! And she worked the 5 inch heels.
• Esme - she looked waaaay to young. I liked how they got rid of her back-story and just made her be Carlisle’s wife. A. because her original backstory made me kinda cinfused with Carlisle and B. Because it makes Bella look (more) selfish.
• Carlisle -  He was awesome! He looked like a pet rat! A very clean,fancy one! 
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•  Bella completely had the “I-don’t-care-about-my-friends-as-they-are-not-pwetty” act down. And when Mike was asking her to prom and everything was all blurry except for Edward, it should have been like that the whole time, because that’s how Bella views the world. Speaking of view…… OHMYGAWD. THE ENDLESS CLOSE-UPS MADE MY HEAD EXPLODE. I DO NOT TALK TO PEOPLE WITH MY FACE SO CLOSE THAT I CAN COUNT THEIR STUBBLE. Okay. that bugged me through-out the movie.
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• Edward sounded so,so,so,so,so stalker-ish!!! and when he SPARKLED me and Fiona just fell over laughing and the people next to us kept glaring at us. AND THEN HE SPARKLED AGAIN! and we didn’t expect it so we started choking on our sodas. and when we got out of the theatre we kept grabbing the others arm and shouting all urgently “YOU NEED TO SEE WHAT I LOOK LIKE IN THE SUN!” HE LOOKED SO RIDICULOUS!!!!! Okays.. I will move on..
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• The Nomads (if thats what they are called) were awesome! Victoria ( or “the female” as thats what they call her in the books, sexist pigs!) was so awesome!! I loved the ending when she was walking down the stairs… Laurent was good as was James! It was so scary!! But Alice was scarier when she RIPPED OFF HIS HEAD! ( I was wondering, what would happen if they didn’t burn him? would his head just re-attach?) 
• A’ight. One final question.  How did they get to go to prom? Both of them are Juniors and Prom is for Seniors. You can go if you are a senior and invite a younger person.
• Ending statement. ☆☆☆ 1/2 stars. I think in some parts I liked it better then the book, they put in a plot. Which was nice. Well, I’m off to read New Moon which Myra just lent me! I will be chapter yammering so be warned..

Okay, I’m sorry. I know everyone loves Twilight and all, but uh.. THIS IS JUST GOING WAY TO FAR!!!!!!!! You can read the flavors if you look closely. But in case you can’t here is what it says:#1 - Carmel Apple Crumble + Coffee = Dazzled at first sight. >_<  #2 -  Belgian Chocolate + Summer Berries = A kiss in the meadow X_x#3 - Choc.Choc. Chip + Mango and passion fruit = Clair de Lune (French for moonlight, I believe.)

•  Okay, I will give them snaps as the ice cream does sound super yummy, But uh… I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT POSSESSED THEM TO MAKE TWILIGHT ICE CREAM.  I think it would have been hilarious if they made a “Bella’s Blood” flavor or something XD.. I think it would be Rum and like… Mexican Chocolate or something..